8 virgin mary christmas joke

A Christmas Story - Just for fun...

Posted on 12-12-2016

Little Johnny wanted a bike for Christmas. He asked his mother but she said to write a letter to Santa. Having just been in a nativity play he said he would prefer to write to Baby Jesus to which she thought was a great idea.

Johnny went upstairs and started on his letter. He wrote

"Dear Jesus, I have been very good this year, can I please have a bike for Christmas?"

Then he re-read it and decided it wasn't authentic enough, so he tore it up and tried again:

"Dear Jesus, I have been good most of the time, can I please have a bike for Christmas?"

This time he decided it wasn't convincing enough so again he re-tried: 

"Dear Jesus, I will be very good, especially if you give me a bike for Christmas."

Now little Johnny still wasn't perfectly happy so he went outside to play while he thought it over. While out in the street he walked past a house with a virgin mary in the yard. He snuck into the yard, stole the statue and walked it home under his T-shirt. Johnny then went to his bedroom, hid her under his bed, and wrote his final letter:

"Dear Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother again, you had better get me a bike for Chirstmas!"

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